You know your life is sad when you exclaim "You're my hero!" to an empty room when you realise the mailman saved you 2.5 minutes by presorting the mail.
Also:
I am currently look to acquire a leprechaun friend. Preferably with a thick Irish accent, wears a green tuxedo, and is extra teeny tiny, like the size of my pinky finger, oh ya, and a pot of gold would be a total asset. I will keep you company allllll day long and you can hang out on my desk. I'll make all sorts of little chairs and games for you to play that are leprechaun size, and I will share my lunch with you. That and my friendship are to be your only form of payment. Enquire within!
9 years ago
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