Me: Are there red bumps on my back?
Him: You betchya
Me: Fuck, I have them on my legs and chest too. I'm either allergic to something or I have another random disease.
Him: It's ridicules the shit you catch.
Me: If I have hand, foot, and mouth disease again I'm going to loose my shit. BUT the doctor said it's like chicken pox, you only get it once. So if I have it again I'm like a medical anomaly.
Him: It's called a freak.
Me: Medical anomaly, I'm basically an x-man.
2 years ago