Why You're Awesome

You tell me I'm "exceptionally beautiful"

This is upon waking up in the guest room of a friends house after a long night of drinking faaaar too much. Still in the clothes from the night before with makeup all over my face.

*swoon*

Why You're Awesome

I find you randomly washing my car.

Your reason: "I don't want all of the people you work with to think you're fucking weird"

You invite friends over when the house is a disaster with no desire to clean it, but god forbid I go to work with a dirty car...people in the parking lot might get the wrong impression!

Damn I love you!

An Ode to My Panda / Why You're Awesome

You wrote me a friendship love letter, the best friendship love letter EVER!

Believe it or not (but you should totally believe me because I'm a pretty honest person, and I don't get down on the whole lying scene) I had planned this post yesterday as I was driving home from work (because paying attention to the road is SO overrated) before I even knew about the friendship love letter you wrote me.

You're so damn awesome that you totally deserve the appropriate shout out.

You're the type of friend that anyone would be insanely lucky to have, and i appreciate and love the profound effect you have on my life. Without getting too mushy or lame (which is totally on par with the thoughts I had while reading your letter) I want you to understand how much your friendship means to me. I wouldn't mentally be where I am today without your help, guidance, laughs, and random conversations. You keep me from going insane on a daily bases.

You're one of the greatest people I've ever known, and that is not an exaggeration, you seriously seriously are.

Your daughters are lucky to have a mother like you, their beautiful genuine spirits are a true reflection of you. I hope you have an amazing mothers day, you truly deserve it.

Thank you for being such a wonderful friend and presence in my life.

Why You're Awesome

You make me to dance ALL night with you, while you grab anyone and everyone around saying "Isn't she just the best dancer? If I could move like anyone I would want to move like her", without a hint of sarcasm. And that I "should go on 'So You Think You Can Dance'", because I "could totally win".

Also...Your imitation of  "the mandolin dance" is pretty damn awesome!

Disclaimer: I am in no way a "dancer". I just indulge in the good ol' alcoholic beverages now and then (more now than then) and bust a move or two. These "moves" may or may not include alot of shoulder movement to the beat, the funky chicken, running man, hand to knee criss cross action, and some wiggles for good measure.

Buddy, I love ya, but you're the reason crappy singers and dancers go on reality tv...they have an awesome friend who thinks they're the bomb!

Why You’re Awesome

Well…first and for most, you gave birth to me, and that is seriously awesome…because where would I be without you? Not here… that’s for sure.

But also, because even though I’m grown and don’t live with you anymore, you’re still my momma bear, and you let me know in no uncertain terms that you’ve always got my back, and that is awesome, just like you.

Forever my little momma.

Why You're Awesome

You text me this mid party, while sitting across the room:


BF: You smell

Me: Like what?

BF: Ass farts

Me: ha ha, ass farts…

Why You're Awesome

M: It's funny that I hate socks and you love them
BF: Do you think the universe will let us stay together?
M: Why because we feel so differently about socks?
BF: Yes...against all odds we manage to be together, its crazy!