Why You / How To Irritate Me...

Use the washroom stall RIGHT next to the one I'm in when ALL of the other stalls are empty. Seriously, there is a code of conduct for public washroom use, and it states clearly that you never go in the stall directly next to someone if there are other avaliable stalls. It's just friggen awkward.

Why You Irritate Me…

You ask me if I’ve seen the weather outside…

The entire wall behind/beside me is a giant window asshole!

Further way to irritate me…be the 7th person in one day to ask the same question.

Note: This happens everyday, its not like there is some crazy natural disaster happening outside.

Why You Irritate Me

You fall asleep during one of my favorite 80's movies, that I may or may not have forced you to watch. Not cool. Next time I'm taping those eyes open, so that you will understand the awesomeness of my random quotes. Next time...