Oh Fully Formulated Thoughts...Where Did You Go? I Miss You.

What do you call someone who is of both Asian and Caucasian decent?

Is it Cauc-Asain?…because I’m seriously curious.
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My nose is super dry lately and it’s hurting…inside that is. Remember the Simpsons episode where Chief Wiggem tells Ralph that if his nose starts bleeding it means he’s either picking it too much, or not enough…well…my nose is bleeding and I’m not sure which side of the equation I fall under, I thought I was picking it a healthy amount.
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It’s the BF’s Mom’s 60th birthday today…I have NO IDEA what I should get her. It’s a big birthday. She does so much for me, I want to do something nice for her. I don’t get paid until tomorrow so whatever I get her I’ll have to put on my visa and I SO don’t want to do that, crap crap crap!
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I have a bachelorette party to go to on Saturday. I think I should get the bride a piece of lingerie…
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I wish money tree’s were real.
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My therapist said I need to stop living in a fantasy world, I focus too much on wishing things were real and on things that I can’t change...It would be A LOT easier (for me that is, and for you because DAMN I wish for such awesome things) if my wishes came true.
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Crazy multitalented people piss me off. No one should be able to sing, play an instrument, paint, dance, AND pat their head while rubbing their belly all at the same time. Spread that shit out. Everyone should just be given ONE talent. Stupid talent gods playing favorites. For example: Sam Roberts, he’s a Canadian musician, has won tons of awards etc…his back up career, NHL hockey player, that’s right, he got to choose between being a famous musician, or being a famous hockey player…how is that even fair!???!
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I wish it was Friday… (I know, I know, stop wishing for things, and focusing on that which you can not change…fuck it…I still wish it was Friday).